Horror High

so i've been pretty busy lately...doing what you ask? none of your goddamn business, suffice to say, i haven't had much time for blogging lately...i would apologize but i know that no one cares, myself included, so im not sorry....anyway, heres a little poem i wrote about two of my favorite things...Lovecraft and getting fucked up....its called Horror High...i hope ya hate it...

so you've been wondering what to do with the rest of your rotten life

you're sick of everything and you'll never find a wife

but before you go ahead and kill your stupid fucking self

let me show you how to best play the hand that you've been dealt

smoke weed and worship Cthulhu

take a shot of Jager and hail Pazuzu

crack open a beer and make a toast to Yog Sothoth

snort a line of powder in the name of Azathoth

drop a hit of acid and reach the top of Kadath

share a joint with Randolph Carter

and make the ancient dreamer cough

watch the Colours Out Of Space

as they swirl in the sky

hitch a ride with a Night-Gaunt

and get really fucking high!

take a boatride down to Innsmouth

and inspect the local pubs

party with the Deep Ones

you know them fish-frogs got the nuggs

tripping fucking balls

you reach the Plains Of Leng

here you'll come to witness

The Thing That Should Not Be

all sanity has been lost

and theres only one hope

summon the mighty Windwalker

Ithaqua bring the coke!

now you're racing across the frozen tundras of Hyperborea

Cthulhu fused, drug induced, Lovecraftian euphoria

R.I.P. Flattus Maximus

so yet another musician that matters has passed away....im speaking of Cory Smoot aka Flattus Maximus from the legendary scumdogs of the universive, the mighty GWAR....details as to what caused his death have not yet been reported, just that he was found dead by his bandmates before heading to Canada to finish their North American tour....this world sux enough, its heartbreaking to lose another member of the metal community that has brought us so much joy and badass tunes throughtout the years...he will be missed

Eat, Fuck, Kill, Repeat (AxCx tribute song)

another Putnam inspired song....i plan on playing these songs in a new crazy grindcore band i will be playing guitar and doing vocals for, called Hellspawn Warhammers Of The Nordic Winds...this platter of splatter is called Eat, Fuck, Kill, Repeat

I ate your dog
It tasted like frog
I'm glad you didn't own a hog
Cause all those pigs can fuck the hell off!

I fucked your mom
So did my man, Tom
We both agreed she kinda stank
But it was money in the bank
And i just wanted some skank
So the bitch got stuck
And learned the definition of fuck

I killed your cat
With a barbed wire baseball bat
It didn't make a noise
Thought it was one of her toys
Until her brains exploded
Onto the kitchen floor
There is a puddle of gore
Where your pussy was before
I saw her kinda twitch
Then she showed her teeth
And took a giant fuckin shit

 Eat, Fuck, Kill, Repeat (chorus x4)
 so many things to do with my meat

Fuck A Bowl Of Ducks (AxCx tribute song)

been thinking about Seth Putnam and blasting Anal Cunt all day long...i felt inspired to write a few Anal Cunt-like songs in honor of my fallen hero...there was a huge thunderstorm a few hours ago and i felt the furious call of the grind in the howling wind and the pouring rain....i swear every time i would write a funny line down on paper there would be a huge lightning bolt that split the sky and the roar of thunder came crashing down, as if Seth was laughing from his grindcore megaplex in the sky....this song is called Fuck A Bowl Of Ducks...

Eat a bowl of fuck
Fuck a bowl of ducks
Donkeypunch a slut
And then bust a fucking nut

Bend her over and make her scream
Tell her to suck your throbbing thing
Slap her in the face with your massive tentacle
Fuck her in the ass in the center of a pentacle

Have a gangbang while listening to Slayer
Do a line of blow off of a big tittied stranger
Pound that pussy
Make her gag on your cock
And by the end of the night
You can say that you rocked

R.I.P. SETH PUTNAM

this is fucking gay!!! seriously, i can't believe this shit!...the indestructible and mighty Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt fame (among others) has died of a heart attack at age 43...this guy was the most hardcore, real, true to life motherfuckers you could ever hope to meet and his death is a great loss to grindcore, punk, metal, and music in general...he was the grindcore G.G. Allin in my opinion...he said what he wanted, did what he wanted, when he wanted, and basically the rest of the world could go fuck off as far as he was concerned...i love that attitude and spirit and how he managed to offend almost everyone that has ever heard his music and is outside of the grind/metal/punk scene...i am bummed out about the news, for sure, but i know Seth wouldn't want people acting all gay about his death...he'd want to throw a fucking party and maybe punch Chris Barnes in the face or some shit...so that's what im gonna do...im gonna drink this beer, smoke some things, and then hunt down that Chris Barnes pussy, cut his dreads off and stuff em down his fucking throat until hes shitting out clumps of matted hair and feces....fuck....i gotta do something to occupy my day....my suggestion to everyone is to blast some Anal Cunt and go out and kill everyone you hate, so that Seth has some people to beat up in hell...R.I.P. brother, we will meet again

AxCx Discography here...

http://www.psychocydd.co.uk/details.php?id=bc0753fc29401f46450ca8f3b6ede9fe6c0f6672

The Dwarves Are Still The Best Band Ever

so its been a little while since my last post, i've been pretty busy and when i did have free time to bless the masses with another asskickin album/movie/book etc. download, i didn't have anything that i felt was worthy of my 100th post for this blog....thats right, number 100, and to mark this milestone i think i have found the perfect album....anyone that knows me personally knows im a huge Dwarves fan...they are the epitome of punk fucking rock and nobody parties harder than those motherfuckers...hell, one of my old punk bands, back in the day, was called Blag XIII (thats Blag 13 to the roman numeral illiterate or Blag Thirteen to the number illiterate *check my previous posts to hear a track or two of raging hardcore punk rock, circa 1997) and the singer of that band, my fellow true punk rock brother, got a tattoo of the Dwarves symbol "skull and cockbones" as his first tattoo when he was 16 years old (the only guy i know that has 3 cocks...we didn't call him Dik XIII for nothin! and hows that for a pickup line, by the way? "hey baby, you ever been with a guy with 3 cocks before?" she'll say no, of course, but this arouses curiousity in the female mind, and the battle is half won...if she says yes...run, cause that bitch is either mentally ill or worse...if she says "no but i'd like to" then you know you've found yourself a real winner and congratulations, you're about to get laid...trust me, i've seen it work firsthand)....anyway, i digress...the moral of the story is, The Dwarves rule, fuck you if you don't agree....let the party begin! ....yesterday was my birthday and im officially claiming this as a birthday present from Blag and the boys...i know they didn't write this album specifically just for me, but it sure as fuck sounds like it...and why not?, im a huge fan that deserves a lil somethin sumthin for my birthday...so thanks fellas, you kick more ass than a donkey! DO THE HE WHOOOOOOO!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?wht2hi952w4b892

the dates wrong on this post by the way...doesn't really matter a whole lot but it was actually the 24th when i posted this, which makes my birthday the 23rd, just to clarify (and in case you wanted to send me a present, cause i like free stuff)...and for anyone wondering, im 32 years old, so this is my flipside year...things are going topsy turvey, expect the unexpected, and let chaos reign! party on fuckers!

Whargoul by Dave Brockie

this is an actual book written by Dave Brockie, also known as Oderus Urungus to all the Gwar fans out there...and if Gwar's lyrics are any indication of how awesome this book is gonna be (and i think they are), then i am most definitely excited...i just found out this book was released on Dec. 4, 2010, nearly ten years after it was written...and on my quest for information about this horrific novel, i came across a link to the manuscript of Whargoul that Brockie had posted himself back in '06 after being frustrated by not finding a good publisher to print the book and not wanting to let it go to waste, sitting on his hard drive forever...he said it was about 160 pages if you printed it out...now i don't know if this is exactly what you get when you buy the actual book, but im guessing hes done some revising and editing since this was posted and also, amazon.com has the book listed as having 244 pages...so if you're interested, go ahead and check out this "rough draft" so to speak, of what is sure to be a bone breaking, blood splattering, roller coaster of carnage...i think im going to hold off on reading this manuscript and wait til i get my hands on a copy of the actual, physical book, and i urge everyone else to go out and buy this shit now...if you're a fan of Gwar and aren't illiterate, you need this book!

http://oderus.com/timewasters/whargoul/words/NOVEL.html

Korgoth Of Barbaria

this is the best cartoon ever....that's all i can say...it was originally scheduled to be a show on Adult Swim but only this pilot episode was made, and despite good reviews, Adult Swim still decided to cancel the show, citing that it was "too expensive" to produce...fans were outraged, petitions were created, but ultimately to no avail, as we're left with this one and only episode, wondering what might have been...now, i love most of the shows on Adult Swim but i gotta wonder what the fuck they were thinking by not continuing this project...so it costs a bit more to make, shell out a few extra bucks and you have a quality show that everyone loves and i am sure the merchandising alone would counterbalance the cost of making the show....here's the description... "In a dark future wasteland, the great cities have risen and fallen, primordial beasts have reclaimed the wilderness and thieves and savages populate sparse, dirty towns. From the frozen north emerges a warrior known as Korgoth, and his merciless savagery may be his only key to survival."

http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2570494/21262124/