Cannibal Accident - Brutalent (2011)

okay, so its been awhile since my last post...a lot of shit has gone down, too many numerous things to mention, suffice to say im back (at least for the time being) and ready to grind!! theres been a lot of good releases in the past few months and today i came across one more...the brand new album from Cannibal Accident!! now this is what im talking about! if you're unfamiliar with these guys, they play heavy, grooveladen, grindcore with goresoaked lyrics and sick as fuck vocals...this album is 10 tracks of brutality by some talented grinders, hence the title "Brutalent"...this is a must for any goregrind fan, check this shit out now!...and the cover art is bad as hell too (always a plus)

http://www.mediafire.com/file/ww27u9036dvjxec/Cannibal%20Accident%20-%20Brutalent%20%282011%29.zip

THOR

do you like comic books? do you like movies? do you like movies based on comic books? if you've answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be interested in seeing the trailer for the new upcoming Marvel comic live action movie of your favorite blond haired, blue eyed, hammer wielding, lightning bolt throwin, god of thunder, the mighty THOR! now Marvel has a way of really screwing up their movie adaptations of popular comic book characters and i wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this is another turd in the Marvel universe's punchbowl of hero flicks...but regardless, i will still watch (possibly in disbelief) as another one of my favorite characters gets raped by the soulless executives in Hollywood...they have to know that whether the movie is good or bad, all of the die hard fans are still gonna go see it, so go ahead and just feed us any old garbage Hollywood, and most likely we'll come back, begging for more...i know that Stan Lee has more integrity than to release just any bullshit movie and expect fans to be happy about it, but then again, didn't they make a Daredevil movie?, with Ben Affleck? maybe i should stop right there....but judging from the trailer, this new film doesn't look as horrible as the aforementioned atrocity, but it definitely doesn't look as good as i would have hoped...whats with the casting on all of these movies?!! who the fuck makes the final decision on what actor is gonna play Thor, or any of the other title characters?! i would like to know, so that i could ask for this persons resignation and then apply for the job myself....i for one would not cast some scrawny goofball to play the role of the god of thunder!! also, i wouldn't have cast Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in all the X-Men movies either (although i do admit, he did an outstanding job) it should have been Glenn Danzig...he would have been perfect...hes short, has a body that looks to be full of steroids and rage, and most importantly he already had the sideburns to totally pull off the look....if you don't agree, just watch the Danzig video for "Mother" and tell me thats not the perfect Wolverine on the mic....im just sayin....but anyway, lets all pray to whatever god you believe in, that this movie isn't a total bust...i hate to say it but the coolest looking part is at the very end of the trailer when the Sentinel appears...that has to be some obvious foreshadowing of the full length live action Avengers movie that will be made after this film comes out... hey Marvel! how about a Death's Head movie?, or maybe an adaptation of one of the 2099 titles? but please, for the love of Thor, make it gritty, dark, sinister, and bloody....or did Disney cut off your balls when you sold out?

Fleshgod Apocalypse - Mafia (2010)

this was recommended to me by another super cool metalhead dude and i would like to thank him because what we have here is a new wave of death metal...just the blast i needed to restore my faith in a somewhat dying, overcrowded, boring, genre of music that i've kind of gotten burnt out on, to be quite honest....but this band totally melts your face off with super fast riffs, technically precise guitar work, perfectly produced drums, and heavy growling vocals that are somewhat reminiscent of Suffocation until he decides to break out the clean vocals...wait, i know what you're thinking....clean vocals? what the hell?!...and i agree, that usually ruins it and i end up turning off the cd or skipping to the next track...but wait!! this shit isn't weak! i promise you....yeah he gets a little high pitched for a second and i start to think that the ghost of Ronnie James Dio has come to harvest my soul for shoplifting his Rainbow In The Dark album 9 years ago....but the vocals actually fit well with the music, surprisingly enough, and the clean vocals are used so sparingly that it gives the album a more textured sound but doesn't water it down in the least bit...this shit is pretty brutal, i must say...i like it....give it a listen and then go to the nearest Chinese buffet and eat as much octopus and Cthulhu spawn as you can stomach....i hear if you eat enough calamari, you'll start to grow tentacles, and those things could come in handy...or tentacally? a one man band performing live wouldn't seem so hard....dammit CTHULHU!!! why don't i have tentacles?!!! http://www.mediafire.com/?98n4aoba04dt9uz

Macabre - Human Monsters 12" EP

here we go!! some brand new murder metal coming atcha!! its been about 8 years since these guys have released a new album and i am beyond thrilled to hear this new EP and i seriously can't wait to buy the new full length, "Grim Scary Tales" when its released later this year...right here we have 4 new tracks of exactly what you've come to know and love from these metal revolutionaries...limited to 1000 copies on 12" blood red vinyl, so you better get this shit now while you can...Macabre have definitely made a name for theirselves in the heavy metal community so i imagine these records are going to be going fast...
http://www.mediafire.com/?514hs57xvawui4e

Mose Giganticus - Gift Horse

i take back anything bad i ever said about this band...ok, so i didn't really care for their first two albums and when i heard that they signed to Relapse, i was like, wtf?!!! but it all makes sense now....this shit is fucking heavy....way more so than their previous efforts, and its not just heavy, its new, original, and refreshing....these guys incorporate a lot of electronic elements into their music using synth and some robotic voice stuff here and there, but don't get the wrong idea...this isn't some lame, like industrial metal bullshit...they got riffs, awesome riffs, nothing that will totally blow you away but some really catchy, heavy, groovy riffs...if you've heard their other two albums before then i would say, erase your memory and start over cause this album is way beyond anything they have done in the past, and i hope that their future will be a bright one....good job Relapse, i doubted you at first (can ya blame me?) but you guys obviously had more of an idea of what this band was capable of than i did, and i approve of you signing them....now get off of Sanford Parkers nuts and sign another band that rocks as hard as Mose Giganticus!

...apparently these guys aren't all about sharing their music without finacial compensation...i should have figured as much, they're on Relapse Records after all....pricks

The End

ok, don't ask me why but earlier today i suddenly had feelings for a second...like real human emotions and stuff...it was kinda scary for a minute but don't worry, i got over it and im all better now...back to my cold, burn your fucking eyes out with my stare, soul shattered, emotionless self...but during my short lapse into the human condition, i managed to write a really shitty song...i hope ya hate it!

If we never cry,
How do we know that we're alive?
In the end
We all will die
Never knowing the reasons why

Is there a point to mankind's existence?
And will your soul transcend this earthly prison?
Make the most of the time you are given
Cause at any second, the clock can stop ticking

No one knows what lies beyond
When mortality runs its course
We can only hope that the cycle progresses
And gets better instead of worse

Don't live your life in fear of the unknown
Take comfort in what you know
You were born, you do shit, you die,
The End
Accept the fate you cannot control

Fuck The Telephone

time to kick some lyrics for ya...heres a powerviolencey Schnauzer inspired song i wrote earlier today after a brief conversation with some random telemarketing fuckface...its called... FUCK THE TELEPHONE

Fuck the telephone
I don't wanna hear it ring
Cause at the other end
Is some asshole with a scheme

Don't call me,
looking for money
Don't call me,
this shit ain't fuckin funny
I can't waste my time
talking to you
At the end of the month
when i have no minutes left
What the fuck am i supposed to do?!!

Fuck the telephone
Unless you want to bone
Fuck the telephone
Unless you have something i own
Fuck the telephone
I don't wanna hear your fucking ringtone
Fuck the telephone
Fuck everyone on planet earth
I'M NOT HOME!!!

Psywarfare - Candyman EP

awwwww shit, what?! what?! i just got this record in the mail today and im fucking stoked! super limited to 106 copies, never to be repressed again, hand numbered, dark pink vinyl, and it came with the "lost" lyrics to the Integrity album, Seasons In The Size Of Days...also, i got a patch and two crazy ass inserts of Sammy Davis Jr.'s head on a robot body included in the deal...haha, pretty sweet...im a huge Psywarfare fan and Integrity is also one of my favorite bands of all time, so i was really excited to read the never before seen lyrics to SITSOD that weren't included on the album and then listen to Dwid's sonic terrorism that is Psywarfare...

4 tracks of crazy noise, chaotic distortion, groovy mechanical drums, and Dwids own style of vocals that range from a soft whisper to a full on holy terror hellion scream...its awesome shit, simple as that...im lucky to finally own this record and im definitely not gonna take it for granted...in fact, i think i'll listen to it again right now