so its been a little while since my last post, i've been pretty busy and when i did have free time to bless the masses with another asskickin album/movie/book etc. download, i didn't have anything that i felt was worthy of my 100th post for this blog....thats right, number 100, and to mark this milestone i think i have found the perfect album....anyone that knows me personally knows im a huge Dwarves fan...they are the epitome of punk fucking rock and nobody parties harder than those motherfuckers...hell, one of my old punk bands, back in the day, was called Blag XIII (thats Blag 13 to the roman numeral illiterate or Blag Thirteen to the number illiterate *check my previous posts to hear a track or two of raging hardcore punk rock, circa 1997) and the singer of that band, my fellow true punk rock brother, got a tattoo of the Dwarves symbol "skull and cockbones" as his first tattoo when he was 16 years old (the only guy i know that has 3 cocks...we didn't call him Dik XIII for nothin! and hows that for a pickup line, by the way? "hey baby, you ever been with a guy with 3 cocks before?" she'll say no, of course, but this arouses curiousity in the female mind, and the battle is half won...if she says yes...run, cause that bitch is either mentally ill or worse...if she says "no but i'd like to" then you know you've found yourself a real winner and congratulations, you're about to get laid...trust me, i've seen it work firsthand)....anyway, i digress...the moral of the story is, The Dwarves rule, fuck you if you don't agree....let the party begin! ....yesterday was my birthday and im officially claiming this as a birthday present from Blag and the boys...i know they didn't write this album specifically just for me, but it sure as fuck sounds like it...and why not?, im a huge fan that deserves a lil somethin sumthin for my birthday...so thanks fellas, you kick more ass than a donkey! DO THE HE WHOOOOOOO!!!
the dates wrong on this post by the way...doesn't really matter a whole lot but it was actually the 24th when i posted this, which makes my birthday the 23rd, just to clarify (and in case you wanted to send me a present, cause i like free stuff)...and for anyone wondering, im 32 years old, so this is my flipside year...things are going topsy turvey, expect the unexpected, and let chaos reign! party on fuckers!
