Valentines Day Can Suck My Balls

this has to be the most bogus holiday of all time...its just a lame excuse to sell cards, flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and just about everything else....people are taught to think that if you don't buy this garbage, you won't win the approval of your partner...fuck this materialistic society where they put a price tag on love...in the immortal words of MITB..."all your money, will it buy you love? i say fuck your money! give us gourmet pez!" i think if we're gonna have a holiday to celebrate love, then just to keep a balance in the force, so to speak, there should be a holiday to celebrate hate...instead of buying flowers for the person you love, go outside and punch someone in the face, call a bomb threat into your work, scream fire in a crowded movie theater and trample as many people as possible, ya know basically just act out on any violent impulses you might have...now that would be a holiday worth looking forward to....anyway, check out this badass video by the one, the only, the muthafuckin scumdogs of the universe...GWAR...they hate love too....

Bride Of The Monster

heres a band i don't know a whole lot about other than they fucking rock...this ep came out in 2006 and so far i don't think the band has released anything else to date, other than a track or two on a few different compilations...last i heard, their debut full length was in the mixing process, so i hope they get that out soon cause these dudes are badass...i don't know quite exactly how to describe their sound, death 'n roll? maybe...but who gives a fuck about labels?...all you need to know is, this band will rock your socks off...so check it out


http://brideofthemonster.org/Swillshrine/home.html

Slimewave Series

when relapse first announced the releasing of the slimewave series of 7 inches i was so excited...i hadn't bought many records lately because everything is on cd and digital download these days, and i was really stoked about the lineup of bands they had appearing on the series, not to mention the limited, hand numbered, colored vinyl aspect to the whole deal...they had me hooked and they knew it...i bought the first 7" when it was released, the Machetazo & Total Fucking Destruction split and i was completely satisfied...but then something happened that totally rained on my grindcore parade...relapse announced some changes to the series....originally part 5 was going to be Rompeprop & Fuck I'm Dead and then part 6 was supposed to be Gut & XXX Maniak...those were the two 7"'s that i was looking forward to hearing the most, i love all those bands, especially Rompeprop, so imagine my dismay when they announced that Rompeprop, Gut, and Fuck I'm Dead would not be appearing on the series...instead for part 6 they would have Mumakil & Inhume and part 5 would be XXX Maniak & Throatplunger...now nothing against those 'replacement' bands, if you will, i like them too...but i think it was really shitty of relapse to hype everyone up on a series and then let them down like that in the middle of releasing the series...i mean what was i gonna do? not buy the rest of the records and complete the set? i couldn't do that and relapse knew it, those dirty bastards...i oughta sue em for false advertising and tell them they can pay me in records....but regardless of my beef with relapse over this series, it is a kickass collection of some really great grind and the artwork alone is worth every penny...i imagine this is sold out now because it was limited to only 1000 copies but relapse released all the tracks on cd for everyone who missed out http://rapidshare.com/files/160812742/VA-SGS_By_Metalazo.rar

Putrid Gore Art

Putrid is the name and super awesome sick artwork is his game...hes done artwork for Blood Freak, Frightmare, Revolting, Impetigo, Butcher ABC, Fondlecorpse, Razorback Records, and his newest masterpiece, the cover to the new Acid Witch album...this guy is the real deal when it comes to blood and guts and gory art...definitely one of my favorite artists

http://www.myspace.com/putridgoreart

Vomitology 666

heres some lyrics that i wrote for a scifi/gore/cybergrind project i have in the works

VOMITOLOGY 666

Vomitology 666

Class begins and heads start to twitch

The teacher spews on the chalkboard

Mutant students of vomitous gore

Spill their guts on the classroom floor

The power of puke you cannot rebuke

We retch up the evil from the bowels of ill repute

The acid of your stomach rises up through your esophagus

Mixing with the resin of your lungs drenched with cannabis

Then venomous blood laced with toxic cells enters into the mix

Retching Chunky Vomit Bits!

Vomitology 666

Secreting slime from the noxious pits

Vomitology 666

Blowing chunks for the sake of it

Psychotic

Sick, sick, sick

I'm gonna be sick in a brutal biological barfing fit

Hybrid vomitologist from hell

Covers your planet in puke

More destructive than a nuke

Your world is a bag filled with rotten radioactive goop

Purged from the souls of the institute of destructive vomitous gory godz of goo

The way of the wasted, deranged lunatics

Learn to puke and make life cease to exist

Class dismissed

PussyVibes

keeping with the pornogrind theme, here is another one of my favorite new bands...PussyVibes!! hailing from Portugal, these guys put the P in pornogrind...with song titles like "Kill Me, Kill Me, Make Me Cum", "Invasion Of The Pussy Snatchers", and "Might Of The Horny Dead", you know you're gonna be in for a good time...so throw on the ol headphones and let this album sex your earholes...you'll be glad you did


http://www.mediafire.com/?ydjg2xwjizz

Duodildo Vibrator

since i mentioned this band in my last post i figured i'd let everyone in on this new gore/pornogrind sensation...Duodildo Vibrator are, in my opinion, one of the best pornogrind acts on the scene these days...sick vocals, groovy riffs, heavy guitars, reminds me of Cock And Ball Torture a little bit...in fact they are going to be appearing on an upcoming tribute to CBT cd, which im really looking forward to....where are these guys from you ask? where else, mother russia...if there is one thing the russians know how to do, its playing some killer grindcore http://hotfile.com/dl/18372281/47f5a85/Duodildo_Vibrator-Light_My_Fire-2009_inferno24.rar.html

The Greatest Record Ever

ok, so me and my friends get really excited about our music and sometimes we exaggerate a little bit about the albums we're currently jammin to...for example...Me: dude, did you hear the new Duodildo Vibrator album? My Friend: no! is it good? Me: its fucking super sick, its the best shit ever! so thats like how it would go, and although i do love the new Duodildo Vibrator album, to say its the best shit ever might be somewhat of a stretch....but what im getting at here is that this record by Bastard Noise & The Endless Blockade could quite possibly be, all joking aside, the best shit ever...it really is some of the best music i've ever heard...ever...Wood's basslines are completely mind blowing, and being a bassist myself, i totally admire his style and sound...tracks 1, 4, and 5 sound like old school Man Is The Bastard but even better than before, if you can imagine that...tracks 2 and 3 are more Charred Remains/Bastard Noise style songs, very noisy but good...and The Endless Blockade present a 14 minute long track that has to be heard to be believed...the cd has two more bonus tracks that aren't included on the vinyl version...they are both remixes by other artists of Endless Blockade songs...personally i didn't care for them and i was kinda surprised that The Endless Blockade would even put those songs onto an album being that they weren't done by the band themselves and honestly they weren't that good...the last track is like 15 minutes of static...seriously...and don't get me wrong, i like some noise...i can jam to some Merzbow, Psywarfare, Lockweld, Kepler's Odd, but this was not good noise...my advice would be to buy the vinyl version of the album...and everybody knows vinyl is cooler than cds anyway http://www.mediafire.com/?k2rmmdmdnng

Pisstolero

here is a band i just found out about called Pisstolero...this is their debut cd...they play some really sick goregrind...definitely worth a listen...of course they are from the Czech Republic...i don't know what it is about that area but some of the sickest and most insane goregrind bands come from there...maybe its something they put in the water...or maybe the water is vodka
http://www.mediafire.com/?mygwtytgybu

Blog Dahlia

so this is my first post....im new to blogging so we'll see how this thing goes...i plan on posting anything i think is cool or worthy...expect some grindcore, goregrind, powerviolence, crazy ass lyrics, and fucked up photos...i came across this the other day and figured it was worth sharing....this is the almighty Blag Dahlia, lead singer of the Dwarves doing a solo acoustic set in san francisco in 2009...i intended for this page to be mostly about gore/grindcore but ya gotta love the Dwarves and im an old school punk rocker at heart http://www.mediafire.com/?imizuqmycmu