this has to be the most bogus holiday of all time...its just a lame excuse to sell cards, flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and just about everything else....people are taught to think that if you don't buy this garbage, you won't win the approval of your partner...fuck this materialistic society where they put a price tag on love...in the immortal words of MITB..."all your money, will it buy you love? i say fuck your money! give us gourmet pez!" i think if we're gonna have a holiday to celebrate love, then just to keep a balance in the force, so to speak, there should be a holiday to celebrate hate...instead of buying flowers for the person you love, go outside and punch someone in the face, call a bomb threat into your work, scream fire in a crowded movie theater and trample as many people as possible, ya know basically just act out on any violent impulses you might have...now that would be a holiday worth looking forward to....anyway, check out this badass video by the one, the only, the muthafuckin scumdogs of the universe...GWAR...they hate love too....
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