okay by this point in human evolution i think we all know that black metal is a joke...it had its moment in the sun (or should i say moonlight?) but that time has long since past and anyone whose trying to carry on the retarded tradition of facepaint and frollicking in the forest while fingertapping their fretboards, should in my opinion, be fed to the fishes...despite the lack of credibility as a viable musical genre, black metal is good for one thing, and thats comic relief...whether its a band photo of middle age men in makeup posing like wwe wrestlers, or a video of leather clad losers running around in the snow grimacing like they haven't shit since the Reagan administration, black metal is always there for me when i need a good chuckle...if you haven't heard the recording of this prank call, i highly recommend checking it out...its a black guy calling a white guy about his ad in the paper to start a black metal band...super fucking hilarious!
your records ain't evil Joe, I's evil!
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