Fuck The Telephone

time to kick some lyrics for ya...heres a powerviolencey Schnauzer inspired song i wrote earlier today after a brief conversation with some random telemarketing fuckface...its called... FUCK THE TELEPHONE

Fuck the telephone
I don't wanna hear it ring
Cause at the other end
Is some asshole with a scheme

Don't call me,
looking for money
Don't call me,
this shit ain't fuckin funny
I can't waste my time
talking to you
At the end of the month
when i have no minutes left
What the fuck am i supposed to do?!!

Fuck the telephone
Unless you want to bone
Fuck the telephone
Unless you have something i own
Fuck the telephone
I don't wanna hear your fucking ringtone
Fuck the telephone
Fuck everyone on planet earth
I'M NOT HOME!!!