Eat, Fuck, Kill, Repeat (AxCx tribute song)

another Putnam inspired song....i plan on playing these songs in a new crazy grindcore band i will be playing guitar and doing vocals for, called Hellspawn Warhammers Of The Nordic Winds...this platter of splatter is called Eat, Fuck, Kill, Repeat

I ate your dog
It tasted like frog
I'm glad you didn't own a hog
Cause all those pigs can fuck the hell off!

I fucked your mom
So did my man, Tom
We both agreed she kinda stank
But it was money in the bank
And i just wanted some skank
So the bitch got stuck
And learned the definition of fuck

I killed your cat
With a barbed wire baseball bat
It didn't make a noise
Thought it was one of her toys
Until her brains exploded
Onto the kitchen floor
There is a puddle of gore
Where your pussy was before
I saw her kinda twitch
Then she showed her teeth
And took a giant fuckin shit

 Eat, Fuck, Kill, Repeat (chorus x4)
 so many things to do with my meat

Fuck A Bowl Of Ducks (AxCx tribute song)

been thinking about Seth Putnam and blasting Anal Cunt all day long...i felt inspired to write a few Anal Cunt-like songs in honor of my fallen hero...there was a huge thunderstorm a few hours ago and i felt the furious call of the grind in the howling wind and the pouring rain....i swear every time i would write a funny line down on paper there would be a huge lightning bolt that split the sky and the roar of thunder came crashing down, as if Seth was laughing from his grindcore megaplex in the sky....this song is called Fuck A Bowl Of Ducks...

Eat a bowl of fuck
Fuck a bowl of ducks
Donkeypunch a slut
And then bust a fucking nut

Bend her over and make her scream
Tell her to suck your throbbing thing
Slap her in the face with your massive tentacle
Fuck her in the ass in the center of a pentacle

Have a gangbang while listening to Slayer
Do a line of blow off of a big tittied stranger
Pound that pussy
Make her gag on your cock
And by the end of the night
You can say that you rocked

R.I.P. SETH PUTNAM

this is fucking gay!!! seriously, i can't believe this shit!...the indestructible and mighty Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt fame (among others) has died of a heart attack at age 43...this guy was the most hardcore, real, true to life motherfuckers you could ever hope to meet and his death is a great loss to grindcore, punk, metal, and music in general...he was the grindcore G.G. Allin in my opinion...he said what he wanted, did what he wanted, when he wanted, and basically the rest of the world could go fuck off as far as he was concerned...i love that attitude and spirit and how he managed to offend almost everyone that has ever heard his music and is outside of the grind/metal/punk scene...i am bummed out about the news, for sure, but i know Seth wouldn't want people acting all gay about his death...he'd want to throw a fucking party and maybe punch Chris Barnes in the face or some shit...so that's what im gonna do...im gonna drink this beer, smoke some things, and then hunt down that Chris Barnes pussy, cut his dreads off and stuff em down his fucking throat until hes shitting out clumps of matted hair and feces....fuck....i gotta do something to occupy my day....my suggestion to everyone is to blast some Anal Cunt and go out and kill everyone you hate, so that Seth has some people to beat up in hell...R.I.P. brother, we will meet again

AxCx Discography here...

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