Thursday, May 6, 2010
Nevermore is a bunch of dicks
i'll keep this post short and to the point...fuck power metal, fuck metal bands that are in it for the money and not for the music, and most importantly fuck Nevermore, forevermore...money grubbin, jaded douchebags
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
P.I.S.S. - I Will Never Go To School
this video is the best job of audio/video synchronization that i've ever seen...and probably one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen too...its a video by hardcore glam rockers, KISS...except there is a twist...someone has removed the KISS audio and replaced it with the most brilliant and absurd song you will ever hear....the band is called P.I.S.S. and they play a super weird and really funny song called 'I Will Never Go To School'...you have to see this video! i cannot stress that enough...the way the music links up with the video is incredible and just adds to the hilarity of it all...whoever made this did a really good job and i'd like to thank them..."i was paid to fly with you Batman!" "you are bad, Phil" ahahaha...this shit kills
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Songs From The Old Country
check out the promo video for Yeshmin Blechin's 'Songs From The Old Country' "do you like music? i know i should" hahaha, funny stuff...check it
Rompeprop
the masters of gore are back with a new full length album entitled, 'Gargle Cummics'...Rompeprop are the greatest! one of my favorite bands and one of the best in this particular genre, that being goregrind...they have the sickest vocals imaginable and their riffs are big, fat, and full of groove...they even cover the Steppenwolf tune, 'Born To Be Wild' except they change the title to 'Porn To Be Wild' and its crazy good...i always liked that song and this updated, gored out version is even better than the original...its 16 tracks of groovalicious goregrind that can't be beat...i love the comic book style cover art too...so pick up 'Gargle Cummics' and rock out with Rompe!
The Human Centipede
i haven't posted anything about the new movies i've been watching lately so i figured it was probably about time and what better time than the present to mention a movie i've been impatiently waiting to see....THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE....what to say about this movie? wow, holy shit! and what the fuck?!! are the first three things that come to mind...i absolutely loved this movie...it was so fucked up and insane and just medically plausible enough that the thought of someone realistically doing what the mad german surgeon in the movie does is a very scary possibility....i thought the acting was incredible and Dieter Laser, the man who played the german doctor, deserves the Oscar for best lead male role in a motion picture...he really made you believe the story and gave the whole film an extra dose of realism as he switches from speaking english to german (usually when hes angry) flawlessly and you can tell hes got his shit down...now for the plot of the movie...well, you see, this doctor has a dream of surgically linking three bodies together, ass to mouth, through the gastric system, thus creating a living, breathing, human centipede...that was his dream and oh boy does he make it a reality...one of the most disturbing films i've heard of or seen lately, it won an award for best picture in 2009 at Screamfest and i can totally understand why...its awesome!...if you like fucked up movies then this is not to be missed...im still kinda in a bit of shock...every time i think about the 'lead' person of the centipede taking a shit and then that shit is traveling out his ass and through the mouth of the girl surgically attached to his rectum and then that same dookie travels through her and ends up in the mouth of her best friend whos got her face buried all up in her butthole...wow, what a disgustingly repulsive thought...but thats exactly what happens, all that and more, so if you like horror and movies, but not horrible movies, then check this flick out and witness, The Human Centipede!
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Subhumanoid Secretion
ok, so heres my contribution to the cybergrind universe...back in 2006 i began a solo project, heavily influenced by S.M.E.S., Prosthetic Cunt, and too much spare time...i called it Subhumanoid Secretion, partly as an ode to one of my favorite punk bands, Subhumans, and cause i thought it sounded like it fit the music and the theme i was trying to create...being a big sci fi fan i decided to write morbid songs dealing with space, aliens, the extinction of the human race, and tacos...i luv tacos...anyway, check it out but keep your comments to yourself, unless of course you liked it, in which case you should probably go have your head examined and then, if you're not immediately put in a straitjacket and hauled off to the loony bin, feel free to let me know that im doing something right...i recorded this album in a tiny apartment using my computer, a keyboard, an acoustic/electric Dean guitar with Zoom pedal, my Gibson bass, and a piece of shit Radioshack microphone...it was a lot of fun to make and although the production might not sound as good as say, the new Rompeprop album, i think its not too bad all things considered
1. IntroVENUS
2. Subhumanoid Stomp
3. Nuclear Threats And Genocidal Promises
4. EYE C U DIE
5. Unidentified Flying Organs
6. The Siren, The Bitch, And The Gore Probe
7. 7 Seconds Til Impact
8. Fist Fucking The Federation
9. Solar Plexus Chainsaw Massacre
10. Swarm Of The Deformed
the artwork on the cover was done by Jake Karns of Tales From Uranus comics...it was from an issue of one of his amazing gory comic books and once i saw it, i immediately thought it would be the perfect album cover for my cybergrind band...i emailed him and asked for permission to use it, but i've never heard anything back...so Jake, if you're reading this, im a big fan...please don't sue me...the sticker design i created myself, along with the new logo
Libido Airbag
this is great news for cybergrind lovers...Libido Airbag are, in my opinion, probably the second best elctrogoregrind outfit around, second only to S.M.E.S....these two sick fucks from Germany throw down some wicked techno beats and inhuman vocals, creating a strange cacophony of sounds that the band describes as 'industrial techno porn grind' you gotta check out their 2003 album entitled 'Miss Melanoma' and their demo tape from 1996 called 'Unshaved', both of these are great albums in the analogs of the weird and extreme...they have a few other releases, one is a split with the guttural porno grind grandmasters, Cock And Ball Torture...im really hyped up on hearing some new material from these guys, it seems like its been awhile...in the meantime while we anxiously wait for this new album to drop, check out this video they made for the song 'Fisted On LSD' truly some sick and twisted stuff...you won't see this on MTV2 thats for sure...
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ytzvuku1nng/Libido%20Airbag%20-%20Miss%20Melanoma.zip
Sunday, May 2, 2010
A Mean Case Of The Splits
when i first saw the cover art to this album i thought "damn, thats the nastiest shit ever!" i mean literally this cover is shitty...but thats what you have to expect from the masters of fecal matter, Stump...this is what you would call 'poopcore' (the subgenres of metal are endless and absurd) all of their songs deal with some sort of bowel erupting experience...with song titles like 'The Art Of Farting', 'Same Shit, Different Pants', and one of my personal favorites, 'Down In The Dumps' how could you not be at least a little intrigued? i obviously was and immediately bought this shitty cd...but i mean that in the best possible way, seriously...this cd actually rocks!! Stump kicks you in the asshole with some groovy grindcore and catchy choruses that make you believe the theory that sometimes the best ideas come about when you're busy takin the Browns to the Superbowl (as a good friend of mine likes to say)....and wait, i haven't even mentioned the Decrypt side to this cd...it isn't called 'A Mean Case Of The Splits' for nothing....Decrypt come at you with some heavy grindcore insanity....while Stump is comical and lighthearted with their lyrical content, Decrypt is exactly the opposite, their songs deal more with the political/sociological side of grindcore...its a great contrast from two really awesome bands...the lyrics are included in the booklet of the cd plus a collage of these crazy bastards...i fucking love the stage names that the guys in Stump use...Poop Doggy Dogg - pottymouth + 7 string shitar...Poo Diddy - buttgrunts + 5 string shitfiddle...LL Stool J - 5 piece dung set + stool samples....i mean, that shit is hilarious (pun intended) so do yourself a favor and grab this crappy cd and have a shit kickin good time....and don't forget to wipe
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