A Mean Case Of The Splits

when i first saw the cover art to this album i thought "damn, thats the nastiest shit ever!" i mean literally this cover is shitty...but thats what you have to expect from the masters of fecal matter, Stump...this is what you would call 'poopcore' (the subgenres of metal are endless and absurd) all of their songs deal with some sort of bowel erupting experience...with song titles like 'The Art Of Farting', 'Same Shit, Different Pants', and one of my personal favorites, 'Down In The Dumps' how could you not be at least a little intrigued? i obviously was and immediately bought this shitty cd...but i mean that in the best possible way, seriously...this cd actually rocks!! Stump kicks you in the asshole with some groovy grindcore and catchy choruses that make you believe the theory that sometimes the best ideas come about when you're busy takin the Browns to the Superbowl (as a good friend of mine likes to say)....and wait, i haven't even mentioned the Decrypt side to this cd...it isn't called 'A Mean Case Of The Splits' for nothing....Decrypt come at you with some heavy grindcore insanity....while Stump is comical and lighthearted with their lyrical content, Decrypt is exactly the opposite, their songs deal more with the political/sociological side of grindcore...its a great contrast from two really awesome bands...the lyrics are included in the booklet of the cd plus a collage of these crazy bastards...i fucking love the stage names that the guys in Stump use...Poop Doggy Dogg - pottymouth + 7 string shitar...Poo Diddy - buttgrunts + 5 string shitfiddle...LL Stool J - 5 piece dung set + stool samples....i mean, that shit is hilarious (pun intended) so do yourself a favor and grab this crappy cd and have a shit kickin good time....and don't forget to wipe

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