you've heard the expression "in one ear and out the other" well, this story gives a 'hole' new meaning to the phrase...check this shit out...this 70 year old man decided, fuck it, i've lived a long time, its starting to suck, i keep shittin in my pants, im too old to get it up anymore, and i can't find work, so i might as well blast my brains out...seems logical enough, right?...so he lays down in bed next to his sleeping wife, probably saying goodbye to her as she dreams old lady dreams of snuggies and yard sales and pinching little children on the cheeks, and then he proceeds to shoot himself in the head...but what this poor, depressed man didn't consider is that despite hearing from his wife his entire life that he had a thick skull, his skull wasn't nearly thick enough to stop a high speed bullet from traveling directly through it and coming out the other side to also explode the brain of his sleeping, innocent wife lying next to him...i thought this was a crazy story so i decided to pass it along...the moral of the story is to be aware of your surroundings and think about what repercussions your actions might have...if you wanna kill yourself, fine, but take a look at the people around you first, they might not want to die just because your wrinkly old ass decides its time to check out
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