Monday, May 17, 2010

Santa Claus Vs. Flava Flavs Retarded Half Cousin

this is one of the awesomest videos i've seen on youtube in a long time...a good friend of mine brought it to my attention because its just super fucking badass...ok, well actually the man they call Vietnam Tom is a super badass from hell...hes a 67 year old white man, resembling what the result would be if the Macho Man Randy Savage and Papa Smurf were somehow fused together into one body...and that body was forced to ride a bus and has a very low tolerance for shit talking scumbags...it all started peacefully enough, when the old man was riding on a bus one day going god knows where, and along came a black man, with nothing better to do than to run his mouth and talk a lot of shit, with absolutely nothing to back it up...well ol Vietnam Tom lets him have it, and im telling you this shit is righteous! i dunno if hes having a flashback from the war or what, but its obvious that his rage meter is off the charts and hes about to unleash a vicious ten hit knockout combo, the likes of which is rarely seen outside of the Tekken Arena...i wish we could see more of the blows that he landed but the camera moves during all the commotion, but trust me, once you see what the black mans face looks like after Tom had a go at it with his 67 year old lunchbox fists of fury, you'll think twice before fucking with the next senior citizen you meet...you might just get yo muthafuckin ass stomped by a geriatric giant with a santa claus beard...a quick word to the wise, i think Ice Cube said it best, "you best check yoself, befoe you wriggity wreck yoself, muthafucka!!" apparently this is the one black man that has never heard that song...oh well, his loss, our amusement...check out the Bus Terminal Beatdown!

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