Zombies Vs. Apes

some of my fondest memories of when i was a kid, are of going to the comic book store every two weeks and picking up my Punisher comics and whatever else looked good at the time...i had my own box where the owner of the store (super cool dude) would go through all the newest comics and pick out all of the Punisher guest appearances and all of the regular Punisher titles and set them aside for me...ahhh those were the days....unfortunately the store went out of business, (i guess my allowance money wasn't enough to keep them going) so that combined with the rising prices of comics kinda drove me away from buying and collecting...i've never lost my interest though and thanx to the internet i have a chance to check out some really awesome shit that i wouldn't normally have any access to....so i stumbled across this the other day and my jaw dropped and i wasn't quite sure what to think....on one hand i was like 'this is totally fucking awesome' and then on the other i was more like...'huh?' one thing i can say with complete certainty is that this is an interesting concept...Marvel Zombies Vs. Marvel Apes....yeah thats right...picture the Incredible Hulk, Wolverine, Captain America, Spiderman, all your favorite superheroes in primate form...a giant Hulk monkey! battling a zombified and bloodthirsty Fantastic Four! this shit is crazy....if you're lucky enough to live in a city with a halfway decent comic book store, then get your ass down there and pick up Marvel Zombies - Evil Evolution #1...it came out in January of 2010...for the rest of you poor saps, like myself, that can't get to a store to buy comics, heres a link to some gorilla on ghoul action...

http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2144218/42524248/

Valentines Day Can Suck My Balls

this has to be the most bogus holiday of all time...its just a lame excuse to sell cards, flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and just about everything else....people are taught to think that if you don't buy this garbage, you won't win the approval of your partner...fuck this materialistic society where they put a price tag on love...in the immortal words of MITB..."all your money, will it buy you love? i say fuck your money! give us gourmet pez!" i think if we're gonna have a holiday to celebrate love, then just to keep a balance in the force, so to speak, there should be a holiday to celebrate hate...instead of buying flowers for the person you love, go outside and punch someone in the face, call a bomb threat into your work, scream fire in a crowded movie theater and trample as many people as possible, ya know basically just act out on any violent impulses you might have...now that would be a holiday worth looking forward to....anyway, check out this badass video by the one, the only, the muthafuckin scumdogs of the universe...GWAR...they hate love too....

Bride Of The Monster

heres a band i don't know a whole lot about other than they fucking rock...this ep came out in 2006 and so far i don't think the band has released anything else to date, other than a track or two on a few different compilations...last i heard, their debut full length was in the mixing process, so i hope they get that out soon cause these dudes are badass...i don't know quite exactly how to describe their sound, death 'n roll? maybe...but who gives a fuck about labels?...all you need to know is, this band will rock your socks off...so check it out


http://brideofthemonster.org/Swillshrine/home.html

Slimewave Series

when relapse first announced the releasing of the slimewave series of 7 inches i was so excited...i hadn't bought many records lately because everything is on cd and digital download these days, and i was really stoked about the lineup of bands they had appearing on the series, not to mention the limited, hand numbered, colored vinyl aspect to the whole deal...they had me hooked and they knew it...i bought the first 7" when it was released, the Machetazo & Total Fucking Destruction split and i was completely satisfied...but then something happened that totally rained on my grindcore parade...relapse announced some changes to the series....originally part 5 was going to be Rompeprop & Fuck I'm Dead and then part 6 was supposed to be Gut & XXX Maniak...those were the two 7"'s that i was looking forward to hearing the most, i love all those bands, especially Rompeprop, so imagine my dismay when they announced that Rompeprop, Gut, and Fuck I'm Dead would not be appearing on the series...instead for part 6 they would have Mumakil & Inhume and part 5 would be XXX Maniak & Throatplunger...now nothing against those 'replacement' bands, if you will, i like them too...but i think it was really shitty of relapse to hype everyone up on a series and then let them down like that in the middle of releasing the series...i mean what was i gonna do? not buy the rest of the records and complete the set? i couldn't do that and relapse knew it, those dirty bastards...i oughta sue em for false advertising and tell them they can pay me in records....but regardless of my beef with relapse over this series, it is a kickass collection of some really great grind and the artwork alone is worth every penny...i imagine this is sold out now because it was limited to only 1000 copies but relapse released all the tracks on cd for everyone who missed out http://rapidshare.com/files/160812742/VA-SGS_By_Metalazo.rar

Putrid Gore Art

Putrid is the name and super awesome sick artwork is his game...hes done artwork for Blood Freak, Frightmare, Revolting, Impetigo, Butcher ABC, Fondlecorpse, Razorback Records, and his newest masterpiece, the cover to the new Acid Witch album...this guy is the real deal when it comes to blood and guts and gory art...definitely one of my favorite artists

http://www.myspace.com/putridgoreart

Vomitology 666

heres some lyrics that i wrote for a scifi/gore/cybergrind project i have in the works

VOMITOLOGY 666

Vomitology 666

Class begins and heads start to twitch

The teacher spews on the chalkboard

Mutant students of vomitous gore

Spill their guts on the classroom floor

The power of puke you cannot rebuke

We retch up the evil from the bowels of ill repute

The acid of your stomach rises up through your esophagus

Mixing with the resin of your lungs drenched with cannabis

Then venomous blood laced with toxic cells enters into the mix

Retching Chunky Vomit Bits!

Vomitology 666

Secreting slime from the noxious pits

Vomitology 666

Blowing chunks for the sake of it

Psychotic

Sick, sick, sick

I'm gonna be sick in a brutal biological barfing fit

Hybrid vomitologist from hell

Covers your planet in puke

More destructive than a nuke

Your world is a bag filled with rotten radioactive goop

Purged from the souls of the institute of destructive vomitous gory godz of goo

The way of the wasted, deranged lunatics

Learn to puke and make life cease to exist

Class dismissed

PussyVibes

keeping with the pornogrind theme, here is another one of my favorite new bands...PussyVibes!! hailing from Portugal, these guys put the P in pornogrind...with song titles like "Kill Me, Kill Me, Make Me Cum", "Invasion Of The Pussy Snatchers", and "Might Of The Horny Dead", you know you're gonna be in for a good time...so throw on the ol headphones and let this album sex your earholes...you'll be glad you did


http://www.mediafire.com/?ydjg2xwjizz

Duodildo Vibrator

since i mentioned this band in my last post i figured i'd let everyone in on this new gore/pornogrind sensation...Duodildo Vibrator are, in my opinion, one of the best pornogrind acts on the scene these days...sick vocals, groovy riffs, heavy guitars, reminds me of Cock And Ball Torture a little bit...in fact they are going to be appearing on an upcoming tribute to CBT cd, which im really looking forward to....where are these guys from you ask? where else, mother russia...if there is one thing the russians know how to do, its playing some killer grindcore http://hotfile.com/dl/18372281/47f5a85/Duodildo_Vibrator-Light_My_Fire-2009_inferno24.rar.html